I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a MALE GAMER WITH FEMALE CHARACTERS, so I MUST be confused about my gender identity.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a bigot.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/asshole.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be pretentious and rude.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (i'm only part Irish. but whatever)
I'm ADOPTED/FOSTER CHILD, so I MUST have had a difficult childhood.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I WEAR SKIRTS A LOT, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR LEATHER, so I MUST be into kinky sex.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm OVER 25, so I MUST be desperate to keep my adolescence.
I'm OVER 35, so I MUST be out of touch with today's scene.
I'm OVER 55, so I MUST be frail and useless.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm POOR, so I MUST be lazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm REDHEAD, so I MUST have a terrible temper.
I'm BRUNETTE, so I MUST resent blondes.
I'm WHITE GUY, so I MUST have no clue how to dance.
I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm UGLY, so I MUST be a virgin.
I'm a GEEK, so I MUST be totally clueless in bed.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN/WOMAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore/bastard.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM/DAD, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (it wasn't really for my birthday persay. but I did get a car)
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (oh yeah. I'm gay alright)
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.
I HAVE A BEARD, so I MUST be a hippie.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.
Im a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl/guy I see is hot.
I'm STRAIGHT, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I'm CANADIAN so I MUST be nice.
I'm CANADIAN so I MUST say "eh" all the time.
I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE, so I MUST be a leather-clad outlaw.
I RIDE A SPORTBIKE, so I MUST be an irresponsible reckless idiot.
I live in TEXAS, so I MUST be a redneck.
I am MARRIED, so I MUST be bopping the neighbor's spouse on the side.
I'm a COSPLAYER so I MUST like NOTHING unless it is anime.
I'm an ANTHRO ARTIST so I MUST have sex in fur suits.